Your momma.

Hello.

So for the past few days; okay maybe weeks, my friends and i have been telling each other 'Your momma' jokes. And seriously, they are funny. Especially the ones MARIANJEET KAUR tells. (: So i got home today and googled 'Your momma jokes' and i got a list of it. So here goes. :D

*Momma's out there, please don't feel insulted. It's just a joke.

• Your momma so fat when she step on the weighing scale it said ' to be continued...'
• Your momma so fat, she lost a game of Hide&Seek only because i found her hiding behind Mount Everest.
• Your momma so fat the circus used her as the trampoline.
• Your momma so ugly, she put the boogieman out of business.
• Your momma so ugly, when she applied for the ugly contest, they said ' NO Professionals'. :D
• Your momma so ugly, Tony Blair moved halloween to her birthday.

Okay, now i feel bad. But they are funny lah. These are the few ones i laugh the most at. Now i feel really really really evil. So i'm just gonna go now.


Bye. (: